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hanaguma:

This cat is a moron

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clientsfromhell:

I worked on a poster for a client. He signed off and told me he loves it.

Around 1am, he texts me.

Client: Hey it’s me. I just got word that I can’t use the girl’s image in the poster because we don’t have the copyright. Here is another image. Can you get it to me by 8am?

At 6am…

Me: I don’t think I can get it to you that early. I have work at 8:30am and I just woke up. I have to get ready to go in.

Client: Can you try?

Me: I can try. But because it is such short notice, I am charging for revisions AND a rush job fee.

Client: Wait. Why do I have to pay you again?

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did-you-kno:

Watching live dance performances causes your body to respond as if you’re dancing too. A study showed that people watching dancers had specific motor responses to the movement. So if you see someone do an amazing pirouette, your body is secretly trying to do one too. Source

Source: didyouknowblog.com
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officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

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prayer-circle-for-pie:

look how fucking ridiculously happy that cat is

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awwww-cute:

Never allow your wife to make an unsupervised visit to the pet store on Adoption Day

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officialtokyosan:

letsrevince:

tforge13:

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cadegrey:

mjwatson:

i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants

sometimes to the left

sometimes to the right

sometimes up

sometimes down

sometimes painful

sometimes not

depends

take it back now y’all

One hop this time

please don’t jump on my penis

too late

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WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET THAT HOLY SHIT

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rpg2692:

ammnontet:

noahtheskeleton:

Drew on my hand today

borderhands

the hands among us

The walking hands

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thechloris:

Whatever it takes…

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surprisebitch:

when i was new to the UK, somebody asked me if i had rubber and i gave them a condom because i didnt know they meant eraser

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